jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue:

subwaywithinmymind:

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pinksheep12:

ladynorthstar:

megmcmuffins:

crowley-for-king:

killedmycatatemytailor:

yaridansei19:

thederpunicorn:

Deadpool Movie Test Footage Official

Proof that God is real

I NEED IT.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

cant we just make a petition for them to make a 18+ deadpool movie, that would make my year..

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

thefrogman:

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at first you think only two cat. then yawns and third cat appear. magical.

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

thefrogman:

[video]

at first you think only two cat. then yawns and third cat appear. magical.

chiltonomics:

i-regret-nothing-ever:

gallifrey-feels:

china no

marvel yes

Dolphin what

clientsfromhell:

Client: I need you to remove those pixels from the page headline.

Me: What pixels?

Client: The two grey pixels between the “E” and the “T” in the title headline. I can’t understand why you put them there in the first place.

Me: The headline is the company logo on a white background. I can’t see any grey pixels there.

Client: Oh, they disappeared!

Me: Sounds very, very strange… Did you do anything to make them go away?

Client: No, not really. I just moved the browser window. Wait! They’re on my desktop now! How on earth did that happen??

I told the client to dust-wipe his screen. Problem solved.

timeformoriar-tea:

padfoot-padewan:

jibblyuniverse:

Fighting Nazis Serious

PATRIOTIC BONER

I’D HIT THAT LIKE A FUCKING TARGET

deansdamnation:

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

deansdamnation:

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

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  • 66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
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heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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